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		<title>Crazy Eddie&#8217;s Link Emporium</title>
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Dan Akroid as Crazy Salesman for the Super Bassomatic '76 - "Yes, it's just that simple!"

If you would listen to Google, and why wouldn't you, you would be led to believe that they are against link buying and don't reward sites who do buy links. In fact, they will penalize ...</description>
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		<title>The More Things Change</title>
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Phil: Do you ever have deja vu Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.
- Groundhog Day (1993)

Remember looking in the yellow pages and seeing a company listed as AAA Painters and then wondering why the company would choose such a strange name? We ...</description>
		<link>http://www.rankedhard.com/the-more-things-change.php</link>
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		<title>Link Building 500</title>
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"If you ain't first, you're last." - Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights

As any quality SEO company will tell you, link building is crucial to any successful SEO campaign. Of course your on-site optimization needs to be done right - keyword density, the right titles and so forth, but without links you ...</description>
		<link>http://www.rankedhard.com/link-building-500.php</link>
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		<title>A Little Too Personal - Personalized Search</title>
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Dan Marino: Hey, Ace, got anymore of that gum?
Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs! --Ace Ventura: Pet Detective


When Google rolled out personalized search results, the more paranoid members of the SEO community thought it might turn SEO ...</description>
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		<title>Rankings Rollercoaster and Client Expectations</title>
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"Oh, it has its ups and downs." - Reuben the Elevator Operator, Mr Deeds





Do these scenarios seem familiar? A call from a frantic and worried client when they drop a few spots? An angry client who has just moved from the first page to the third page of Google’s results ...</description>
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		<title>SEO Birthday Card</title>
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"Happy Birthday, Mr. President. Happy Birthday to you." - Marilyn Monroe (video)

I received this birthday card on my 40th birthday, Oct. 15, 2007. The card itself is an actual scan of the original card. I thought it was clever enough to include it as a Ranked Hard comic strip, and ...</description>
		<link>http://www.rankedhard.com/an-seo-birthday-card.php</link>
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		<title>Keyword Stuffing, Keyword Stuffing, Keyword Stuffing</title>
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Phil: Do you ever have deja vu Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.- Groundhog Day

 

The Internet has taken the art of finely-crafted writing and beaten the living crap out of it.

Not only has content on the Internet become a series of ...</description>
		<link>http://www.rankedhard.com/keyword-stuffing-keyword-stuffing-keyword-stuffing.php</link>
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		<title>Your Ad Here</title>
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"Is that a mirage, or just product placement?", Bugs Bunny, Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

This comic is brought to you by: Keyword Discovery &#124; Syndicate Kahuna &#124; Romow Web Directory &#124; SEOHosting.com 

I'm sure this month's Ranked Hard SEO comic will draw some controversy, and to be quite honest, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.rankedhard.com/your-ad-here.php</link>
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		<title>The SEO Squares</title>
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"Yoohoo, I'll make you famous!" - William H. Bonney, Young Guns II

Everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame. We have Andy Warhol to thank for this supposed entitlement to fame, but is fame always justified? We easily could have expanded this "square" to be a rectangle and included dozens of ...</description>
		<link>http://www.rankedhard.com/seo-squares.php</link>
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		<title>Your Link Here</title>
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"I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world." - Homer Simpson

It is important to be popular on the Internet and buying links helps with that. Link buying has certainly gotten a bad rap lately. Especially from Google and a certain Mr. Matt Cutts. ...</description>
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